BULLET BRAIN [TVB][E][2013][INCOMPLETE]

The confusion and disaster continues, and so is the boredom.

It was Columbo who arranged for the kidnapping. The reason probably is to show HK that without him the HK police will be crippled. Problem is that reason is assumed and Columbo did not appear at the right time to solve the case. Therefore for me the reason is probably because Columbo wanted to chase Ping On away. How you say?

Ping On found a kid, remember? He didn't know who the kid was but knew it had something to do with Columbo. Meanwhile, the couple who lost the kid stole from the bank as was dictated by Columbo. They were promptly arrested for theft and at the station they explained why though no one believed them, until Ping On arrived with the kid in tow and immediately the couple said "That's my son! Now will you  believe me?" and they accused Ping On of kidnapping. Scott Sir told Ping On to see him in his room and grilled him whether Columbo had something to do with this. Ping On lied and said he found the kid wandering outside the station. 

At home, Ping On finally saw Columbo and he was angry and thus began the same old same old dialogue. This time however Ping On screamed "In the past you used your own methods to solve crimes but I am ok with that because it was to help find the perpetrator. I can't believe now you are using your own methods to do crime! The kid is innocent! The couple is innocent! Why? WHY?!" and Columbo calmly said "Well I am the devil, so what? Why are you still here? Leave! Leave me! And I will make the deal sweeter for you. I have deposited the ransom money to your wife's account in England. You can retire there, in comfort" and Ping On couldn't believe what he heard as he said "You dragged me into your crime? Why? So that you can threaten me, you can chase me away, frame me for a crime I did not commit so that I will leave you alone?.. No, I will never leave! You still have a conscience! You have it!" and Columbo said "In the past I needed you. But since then I have learned everything I have need to learn from you. I don't need you anymore! I want you to leave because you're useless to me now!" and Ping On shocked as he was shoved by Columbo onto the sofa said softly "No, Dai Hei, this is not you... I will never... you have a conscience" and he went to the box supposedly with the clay figurine in it but the figurine is gone! Ping On shocked said "Where.. where is it?" and Columbo now angry and smug said "You think I have a conscience? I don't have one anymore! Here it is, this is the figurine, my so called conscience. It no longer exists, never!" and he threw the doll onto the floor, this time smashing it to pieces and HOPEFULLY the last I will ever see that damn doll again! And Ping On shocked and angry couldn't believe what Columbo did and I think one of them left. I think it was Columbo. I can't remember since I am writing this 2 days after the episode aired.

The next time Columbo came back, that darn doll was in one piece, again! WHY? WHY TVB WHY?! There was a letter and it was Ping On and he wrote;

And we see Ping On leaving the house with his packed suitcase. Columbo's face showed a moment of guilt, perhaps recognition, of what Ping On wrote, a moment of conscience flickered through his stony face and that moment is why Wayne Lai is KING.

Moving on, Columbo decided to pursue Eva for his own purposes, so he went to her house where she was recuperating from her twisted ankle and he knew the father was coming home and so he remained in here, in her room, and all that stuff insinuating they had sex or were about to. Father became so enraged he chased after Columbo with a gun and fired and missed. Eva was so angry and cried at her father, for not believing in her, for accusing Columbo and she said "It is so unfair! You have prejudice against Columbo because he is smart. He never asked to be shot in the head and became what he is now. He is just trying to survive, and yet father, you chose to prejudice against him for his intelligence. You refused to trust him simply because he is smarter than you, you feel threatened, for no good reason! It is so unfair!" and Father apologised but Eva said "No, you do not owe me an apology daddy, you owe Columbo an apology. You almost killed him!"

Wow, Columbo, I must say this is the ultimate eh? Like chinese says "Juet Jiu".

And so he did, He apologised to Columbo and even raised his rank to Inspector, same rank as Eva and even make him Commissioner in a special task force division. He chose Eva and Fei Lung as members. And then he said "I would have chosen this excellent officer as the 3rd member. He graduated top of his class, he received special training at Scottland Yard, he is the master of disguise, great at science and a good investigator. That is Pao Ping On. But alas, he has tendered his resignation and leaving for England." and Ping On walked forward and with a stony face said "SIR! I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO RESIGN, SIR! I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY, SIR!! I WILL NEVER LEAVE, SIR!!!" and yes he did shout. Columbo looked at him, he looked at Columbo, and then in front of all the policemen/women in the station (this announcement was made in front of everyone) they grabbed one another in a passionate embrace and kissed one another passionately as Ping On whispered "Dai Hei, I love you!" and Columbo growled "I hate you!".

Pause.

Of course it did not happen that way, but should have been. 

Continue.

Nahhhh, Columbo just angrily said "GOOD SARGENT PAO! GOOD!".

How many stand offs they are gonna have?

Meanwhile, Fei Lung's dad went to the station and saw Columbo who immediately smiled and said "It is you!" and was very friendly to him eventhough the old man had no idea what was going on and Columbo announced to everyone, much to Fei Lung and Ping On's surprise that the old man was his saviour and what exactly did he do? Episode 6 will tell you.  I suspect he was the officer who let Columbo as Dai Hei smuggle himself into the country. Columbo may have other plans since he did bug Scott Sir's room and overheard Fei Lung's dad and Scott sir speaking but the father may have actually helped Dai Hei before. That we will know in the next episode.

Seriously, may I be honest, what an absolute bore. I am seriously tempted to stop writing for this series. 5 episodes in and it feels like a lifetime. The story is on a loop. Doll, conscience, doll, conscience, if I hear these words again or the doll being smashed to pieces again I shall scream. Ping On seems to have only one set of dialogue to speak, Columbo is so busy getting everyone to second guess him, that by the end of episode 5 I am tired to wondering what he is up to. I am still waiting for Columbo to actually use that brain of his to investigate an unsolvable crime but it seems this series at this point is too busy being wrapped up in its never ending cycle of dramatic events that have been repeated to death. Just 5 episodes, and it felt like 25 episopde. What a waste of a good character, on paper. Every episode we see Ping On being angry and then humiliated and then insulted and then swearing his pledge of allegiance to Columbo because of Dai Hei. If he had walked away, that would be great storytelling. The fact that he is still around, just makes for boring TV. The problem with this series is it thinks it is intelligent, like Columbo thinks of himself but in the end it just is dumb, as in Columbo. I saw the presentation clip and I wished THAT was the series. At this moment, I am just bored out of my wits. And I am very tired of wondering between Columbo and Dai Hei. He has his plans and frankly I don't care.

Performance wise, not much complain. 

Pierre Ngo did well within what he is given, so did Wayne Lai. Pierre did very well with the confusion, the hurt, the fact that Columbo is twisting his around his little finger so to speak. Wayne did well with that moment of clarity as Dai Hei, the one second flicker of conscience. Problem is his Columbo is not very likable and more to the point, dancing on the same tune over and over again. Episode 4 might have been episode 5 and episode 5 might have been episode 1. It looks the same as any other. I can't believe I looked forward to the flashbacks because Dai Hei was far more interesting that serious angry face of Columbo.

And Columbo is such a badly reasoned character. Doctor says he feels no conscience, he has no moral threshold, the smarter he is, the less "human" he is. And yet our Columbo sometimes have this moment of conscience, he smiled happily when he sees Fei Lung's father (although he may have his own plans so he could have been pretending). He is not ruthless enough. Right now he seems very petty ruthless, as in ruthless in petty stuff. However his moment of truthfulness was with Eva where he actually told Eva his past, his feelings, and there were moments that Columbo seem human. Perhaps he knew what he was doing to Ping On and everyone is wrong but he didn't feel sorry for hurting them. And yet with Eva, just 2 of them alone, he actually poured his heart out. Perhaps he knew Eva liked honesty and vulnerability in a man, and he wanted to gain her trust and that will be by being honest with his feelings. And I suppose this shows how calculating and ruthless he can be, where he can even betray his own emotions, his own self to gain something. What that something is I am not sure but perhaps he may want to dispose off Scott sir and Commissioner Kam. But I still feel his Columbo/Dai Hei is confusing himself and us all. If he is as cold as he is said to be, there shouldn't be any trace of Dai Hei left in him.

I just wish this series just stop with these drama and just give us some crime and cases and punishment. I would have killed for such a drama in the past but since it is so poorly presented in here, I can't believe I am hoping TVB goes back to being formulaic. Formulaic in this instance is better than this repetitive nonsense.

The others are ok. Sire Ma is ok. No comment. As to her accent, it makes sense since she probably grew up overseas. Edwin Siu is ok eventhough his role here is sorta wastes at this moment. I don't think he is a fantastic actor, he tends to go OTT but right now he is serviceable.

No comment about the rest.

I hope episode 6 moves on to something else but I am afraid when Natalie shows up, it will still be same old same old.

Dear lord, this is damn boring!